Humor

Legal Poetry

Sunday, November 22, 2009
By Kyle

Plaintiff brought action in tort against defendants for damage to his "beautiful oak tree" caused when defendant struck it with an automobile. »

Legal Humor: “Party On” in State Court

Friday, November 20, 2009
By Kyle
Legal Humor: “Party On” in State Court

Going with my recent fascination with humorous court opinions, I found this little beauty: Noble v. Bradford 789 F. Supp. 395 (1992). Basically, the case is about removal jurisdiction, which the District Judge comically denies. »

Can you sue yourself?

Thursday, November 19, 2009
By Kyle

Well, apparently you can try. In Lodi v. Lodi, plaintiff and defendant Orestre Lodi tried to sue himself for an “Action to Quiet Title Equity” in regards to an estate he was the beneficiary of. Lodi properly served himself, and when he failed to respond, moved for default judgement against himself. The trial court, in Shasta... »

Excessively Funny Damages

Wednesday, November 18, 2009
By Kyle

laintiff demands the following relief... (1) "989 thousand billion trillion dollars; (2) everything the City of New York owns; (3) everything the State of New York owns; and (4) release from state prison without parole. »

Scalia on Golf

Wednesday, November 18, 2009
By Kyle
Scalia on Golf

It has been rendered the solemn duty of the Supreme Court of the United States ... to decide What Is Golf.... and it will henceforth be the Law of the Land, that walking is not a 'fundamental' aspect of golf. »

Ho White

Monday, October 19, 2009
By Kyle
Ho White

This is just too funny to pass up. In a hilariously inappropriate ad campaign to promote their new raspberry ale, Jamieson Brewery ran the following ad in Australia earlier this week. The ad, shown to the right, is of “Ho White and the Seven Dwarves.                      ... »